Author's Note: You should read this entry in the voice of a squirrel.
I shall write to you, my friend, of the house blessing.
However it shall be after the fact.... because that would be awkward. I don't want to have to sit in a room with a guy that knows all the crazy stuff I'm doing to prepare for him to come over. Yeah. Majorly awkward...
Oh, I'm eating carbs for this! I had a fat free cheese whole wheat grilled sandwich for breakfast. Why do people even do illegal drugs? Just eat bread!
I could clean ten of my houses right now! Everyone should go on a low carb diet just so you can cheat on it.
So these things happen:
I'm laughing so hard. I just searched for "sticker chari scuff!" Anyway these things protect the floor, but they LOVE dog hair. Buuuut I said I was going to talk about the embarrassing stuff after the fact so check back later.
In other news, this year we will be serving biscuits with a take home of frozen biscuits. I haven't decided what I'm wearing yet, but I know it will be clean.
BREAD.
Love and cookies,
A Carb-Lovin' Woman
They collect cat hair too. Ask me how I know.
ReplyDeleteThere's so much stuff you don't see until you're expecting company. More tomorrow! Alex hasn't read it, yet, but I think I have a good one drafted.
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