OFFICIAL WIFE: TRESPASSING

Church-folks won't get any steamed pork buns. People are bothering us so I need Alex to stay home.

All I want is my little little minute less than a quarter acre of land to feel safe.

Oh, tomato tree

Oh, tomato tree

Where shall we prune thee

tomato tree? 

This isn't the black krim, but a faithful cherry tomato plant that had gone to vine.

Pitifully,

A Sad Sad Lady