Monday, September 2, 2013

OFFICIAL WIFE: Beware This Skin Irritant

I was just exposed to Calvinism and broke out in hives.


  1. One of the lesser known side effects. I'm pretty sure fear of spiders and fear of clowns are also side effects of Calvinism, but I have yet to confirm this.

    1. HeellllllllOOOooo, Preston. Thanks for your comment.

      I don't know if you noticed this in your lease, but because you're living in Linda's old house, you and Brittany are now my zombie apocalypse contacts. As in, if I have nowhere else to go, I'm headin' your way. Feel free to reciprocate. We've got a pretty good set up here.